November 2010
Student vs. Teacher
Teacher: If there are any idiots in this class, stand up.
Student: *stands up*
Teacher: Now, why are you an idiot?
Student: I'm not, I just hate seeing you standing up there alone.
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If you watch Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows...
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whoever thought of this, is genius.
“It’s very dear to me, the issue of gay marriage. Or as I like to call it:...”
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I love Charlie.
Spencer is telling Charlie about Heidi trying to get pregnant even though he doesn't want a kid.
Spencer: I found a pregnancy test in the trash.
Charlie: That's rough man....for you.
Spencer: What if she's actually pregnant?
Charlie: Then you'll have 9 months to start reading all the Daddy books haaaaa!
Spencer: *almost crying* I'm going to have a serious meltdown if she tells me she's pregnant. I can just imagine having a little kid grow up and try to kill me.
Charlie: A little Oedipus complex. A lot of kids do that.
Spencer: I don't know what to do.
Charlie: I suggest you just sit her down and talk to her. Soon, before you have the pitter-patter of little feet running around here. Once one kid comes they just start coming and don't stop.....I got a big book of baby names if you want to have a flick through.
Spencer: CHARLIE.
you can't spell
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Hermione without Ron
